February 2012
308 posts
crediamo:
Can I give up giving a shit for lent?
“I like you and you like me and I more-than-like you, but I don’t know if you do...”
– Childish Gambino (via senior-gee)
This is why I don't take naps.
expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized
reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was
Maybe I should get off of tumblr and start on my...
iamfckinamazing:
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there is another republican debate on tonight. Which is about as significant as saying I went on tumblr today.
“I’m like a sexual snowflake. Each night with me is a unique experience!”
– Schmidt (via groovypanda)
i can't believe i'm looking for houses in eugene!
omg omg omg omg omg omg omg
Rick Santorum, on the other hand, wants... →
stfuconservatives:
Rick Santorum is against prenatal testing, even though it saves lives. Read this moving testimony from a man whose wife and daughter were saved because of prenatal testing. (thanks to Rebel Dragon for submitting it!)
-Jess
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Sammy: aaw fuck I'm dying I think HG tix are on sale now I.need now leave class fuck shit nanotechnology
Me: What?
Sammy: HUNGER
Sammy: GAMES
Friends: Omg my boyfriend sent me the cutest message ever about how much he loves me.
Other friends: Omg this boy I like sent me an adorable message about how amazing he thinks I am.
Me: Sometimes people on Tumblr send me messages saying that they like my blog.
Mom: what's the matter?
me: ...
me: ...
me: ...
me: ...
me: ...nothing. I'm fine.
I feel like death.
purplerae:
;-;
Watchwuschwusch:
imperialbedrooms:
There are two types of people in the world: those who can’t help but laugh along with the SNL cast members as they continually break character and those who are cynics and refuse to have fun and think sloths aren’t adorable.
This sketch was a complete mess, yes. BUT it was also the funnest sketch I’ve seen on SNL in a long while. And I am completely head over...
harrypotterybarn:
i don’t see why sexuality matters i like pizza more than i like people anyway
howyougoing:
Poison & Wine | The Civil...
parents: get off the computer
me: excuse me, i'm a professional blogger have more respect
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Cat haikus
The rule for today. Touch my tail, I shred your hand. New rule tomorrow.
I want to be close To you. Can I fit my head inside your armpit?
You’re always typing Well, let’s see you ignore my Sitting on your hands.
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